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Defense Weapon

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Carlo Ancelotti

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

'What a control freak!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Before instant replay.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Friendly fire!

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Arsene Wenger

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Football

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'That was some hit!'