Totem Tribe Pillows

A man carves a totem pole

"I'm so good at this!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Subway Library

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.

Making Totem.

Angels

A scalf of sloanes

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"We would like to acknowledge the role of indigenous women in tackling climate change by inviting our long indigenous female speaker."

'My wife refused to let me have her pet pig for the feast, so...'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"You'll find them a very friendly tribe."

Sculpting a Totem

"It looks like they had too many Chiefs, and not enough Indians."

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

Librarian/Book Whisperer

"HOLD STILL!!!"

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'