Tortoise Wrangler Mugs

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

The Baby Walker

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

The First Day Back

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Travellin' through?"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'