Turtle Wrangler Mugs

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Steve Irwin.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Snake Dress-Up

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Menage a Paws.

Fisherman get a good catch.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'