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The Invention of Reading in Bed.

The DaVinci Code

Late night teddy reading

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'E-books?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Good boy

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

Athlete

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning