Tooth Savor Gifts

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"I come here for the pepper."

Pasta

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

Conclave.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

I love Berimbau!

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

God's Seasonings

"I'm not you regular doctor. Your regular doctor thinks you're a pain in the ass."

Pi-thon

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Doesn't he look...savory??"

'I'm a chocoholic who's fallen off the wagon wheel.'

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

The Specials