Tooth Fairy Tales Pillows

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Veterinary Dentist.