Tooth Fairy Believers Pillows

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Dentist checking a piranha.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'All I want for Easter is my two front teeth.'

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

'Does your tooth still hurt?' 'Don't know, the dentist kept it.'

The tooth fairy.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'