Tooth Fairy Believers Pillows

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Dentist checking a piranha.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

'Does your tooth still hurt?' 'Don't know, the dentist kept it.'

The tooth fairy.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"