Tooth Fairy Tale Pillows

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'