Tooth Fairy's Nightmare Gifts

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Dentist Trip

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.