Tooth Fairy's Nightmare Gifts

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Dentist Trip

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'