Tooth Fairy Skeptics Gifts

"I really gotta get me some dental insurance."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Dentist Trip

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

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