Tooth Care Expert Prints

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Sweet surprise.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

Dentimony.

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'-and who's next?'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"