Tooth Care Expert Mugs

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Sweet surprise.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Dentimony.

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

Dracula's tooth.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'