Toolbox Thinker Gifts

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'You know too much,'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

D.I.Y with dad.

Building business relations.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Handy-lion

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'We're trying for a baby!'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

Swiss Army garden tool

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

"What a rip-off."