Toolbox Thinker Prints

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'You know too much,'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Building business relations.

D.I.Y with dad.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Handy-lion

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

'We're trying for a baby!'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

Swiss Army garden tool

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

Nail and Hammer

"What a rip-off."