Tool Time Travelers Gifts

All Major Cash Honored.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Moses on the web

The Missing Sock Returns

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Sundial Time

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."