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'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Arm Chair

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"Keep it open."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Okay - I can see you now."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Parking validation

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Skipping with a beard.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

Finger Food.