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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

D.I.Y with dad.

CLEAR!

The Hammer

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Peace. Love. Light

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.