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My dad loves his tools.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Multitool Knife

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'