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My dad loves his tools.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

The Hammer

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'