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"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

Sleeping Tiger

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Son, I think you're old enough now to know about the birds and the fleas.'

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Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

'Ahhh...'

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

'Boo.'

'How do you expect to compete with the Japanese if you don't learn to walk?'