Tiger Mom Admirer T-Shirts

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

Tiger Costume

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Tiger

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Silencing the baby

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Sleeping Tiger

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

Life's Rarest Things

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

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A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

Year of the Tiger

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

"I've heard that this binge-eating is not the best way to go about it."

The Year of the Tigger

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

Footballer with MUM tattoo on Mothers Day.

Year of the Tiger

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."