Tiger Mom Aficionado T-Shirts

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

Tiger Costume

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'The butler did it.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Tiger

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Silencing the baby

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Mother and Baby

Sleeping Tiger

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

"No - you put the cat out."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

Year of the Tiger

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'