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'Borrow my fire extinguisher Gee, I don't know, Ted,,, You still haven't returned the weed-whacker I lent you'

'Could I borrow your lawnmower?'

'Any chance of the new owners lending me that this afternoon?'

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Things I've learned...

A crab with a utility knife claw

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

CLEAR!

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Hammer

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife