Tool Borrower Prints

'Borrow my fire extinguisher Gee, I don't know, Ted,,, You still haven't returned the weed-whacker I lent you'

'Could I borrow your lawnmower?'

'Any chance of the new owners lending me that this afternoon?'

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Things I've learned...

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

CLEAR!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.