Gear Borrower T-Shirts

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

Things I've learned...

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Brat"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

Economic order in Cuba

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

Dry Cleaning

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'