Book Borrowing T-Shirts

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Rare Books

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.