Book Borrowing T-Shirts

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Rare Books

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Great British Eccentrics.

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder