Tongue Twisters Gifts

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."

Production person phires Peter Piper phor puny peck o' pickled peppers!

'OK, I give up - how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

Queen with T-shirt "Madge rules! Okay?"

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'