Tongue Piercing Aficionado Pillows

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Shall I be mother?

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Grump Horse and Rider

'Kids today!'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

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"Nice lip piercing."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"What are your parents going to say?"

"Sorry mate - you're pierced."

Young Frankenstein

'Love your piercing!'