Tongue-out Enthusiast Pillows

Grump Horse and Rider

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Shall I be mother?

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Overly wordy travel.

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

Simultaneous translation.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Spell "orange." "The fruit or the colour, Miss?"

Back Down

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"I'm home deer!"

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'Mail' and 'Femail' mailbags.

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'