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'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'Teenagers!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Shall I be mother?

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Grump Horse and Rider

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'Kids today!'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

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"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"Nice lip piercing."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"What are your parents going to say?"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'Love your piercing!'