Tongue-in-cheek Appreciator Pillows

"Fortunately, I'm a specialist, Miss Dawson, because you're special."

Kissing Booth

No-Work Orange

"Touché"

Shall I be mother?

Big business is not evil

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

The Three Doctors.

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

Burke and Hare and Hare

"Are you binge watching again?"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"It's a thongbird."

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"Just a word to the wise, and Gary..."

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

"I wish I'd said that!"

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"

Misfortune Cookie