Tongue-in-cheek Appreciator Pillows

"Fortunately, I'm a specialist, Miss Dawson, because you're special."

Kissing Booth

No-Work Orange

"Touché"

Big business is not evil

Shall I be mother?

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

The Three Doctors.

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

"Are you binge watching again?"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

Burke and Hare and Hare

"It's a thongbird."

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"Just a word to the wise, and Gary..."

'Come on...you can't all have hayfever in the middle of winter.'

Golf courses on the rough side of town.

"I wish I'd said that!"

"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"

'You're the only man I know who brightens a room when he leaves.'

One-Stop Shopping. Illegal. Immoral. Fattening.

Cafe Chichi. Are you together? I am, but I don't know about him.