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'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Pass that."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Try his land line.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Bell invents the telephone.

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Brush With Death

String Quartet Vending Machine

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

My first Boyfriend.

"No offense."

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe