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'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Pass that."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Try his land line.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Bell invents the telephone.

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

"No offense."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

My first Boyfriend.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Brush With Death

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."