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Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Library Grand Opening

The Gong

Playing dustbins

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Communication