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Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Library Grand Opening

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

The Gong

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'