Tomb Builder Gifts

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Werewolves of London..."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

D.I.Y with dad.

Toys and environmental pollution

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Children's Imagination

Extra innings.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

LEGO profits.

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."