Tomb Builder Gifts

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Werewolves of London..."

Gracie's baby toys.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

D.I.Y with dad.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Children's Imagination

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Caution: use only under child supervison

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."