Toll Enthusiast Mugs

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

The Vineyard

Fishing Tales

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Dog Crossing

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well did he?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Family traits.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Quick, follow that star

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

A Salmon Lie

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'