Tale Enthusiast Mugs

Tall tales and Short stories

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'The results won't be permanent unless you promise to stop fibbing.'

Read!

"Well did he?"

Fishing Tales

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Reasonableman

Fishing Boat Derby

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"It's post-gingerbread."

A Salmon Lie

Proceedings of the club

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Meet the pop-up author.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'