Tolerance Advocates Pillows

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Prejudice/Empathy

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Teach Love

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Troop Therapy

'Please do not ask for change.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Will work for recognition.

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

Therapist and patient reading help books.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'