Tolerance Advocate Pillows

Teaching Tolerance.

Observe - Do not Judge - Embrace

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Prejudice/Empathy

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Animal cosmetic testing

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Teach Love

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

"We seem to be the only animals here."

'Please do not ask for change.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Troop Therapy

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.