Tolerance Advocate Pillows

Teaching Tolerance.

Observe - Do not Judge - Embrace

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Prejudice/Empathy

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Teach Love

Animal cosmetic testing

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Troop Therapy

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

"We seem to be the only animals here."

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."