Toilet Tissue Tycoon Pillows

"I say you sneaking that case of toilet tissue in the house early this morning. Dad. . . What are you up to?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Toilet paper calendar

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet Paper Hill

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet paper rush

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

Home For Sale - TP Included

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time