Toilet Requisites Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm sorry lady, we're all sold out!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Fly fishing.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Portalouvre

'The old one fell apart.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Potty Training.

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Toilet Set Trap.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

'I used four tubes of ultra-super-glue on the seat. Now let's see you leave it up.'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Island With A Female Bathroom

Eureka!

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs