Toilet Paper Agitator Pillows

Man outside store holds sign: Help. Need Toilet Paper

"This stool shall pass."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

What Is This Crap?

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"Oh, thank God!"

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

Toilet Roll Prank

Coronavirus Shortages

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Toilet Graduation