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Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Occu-Pie Mars

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Dr. Roo.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Robocop and Juliet.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Your Future Home.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Minority Report

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer