Tofuturist Prints

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Robocop and Juliet.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Your Future Home.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."