Toes Gifts

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Selfie Stick

New Shoes.

"Bigfoot"

Tree house.

Shoe addict.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Radiator jazz player

Tree Passion

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I stand corrected."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"It's just a tree."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Stop and Birch

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Vivienne Westwood

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."