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Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Babies