Toddler Tangler Prints

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Where's your nose?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Babies

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'