Leash Tanglers Mugs

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

A child and his dog

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

Self-walking dog

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'