Toddler Taming Titan Gifts

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"She does this when she's tired."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

"So...what are you in for?"

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Pizza and Related Searches.

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

The First Supper

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".