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The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

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'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Theatre Crowd

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Knickerless Cage.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

And the die is cast!

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Tony Robinson

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

Intramission

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Kink and I

The Garrick Theatre

Performer

'You really got to him with your birds and bees chat - now he wants flying lessons!'

The Fountain of Youth was elusive - nothing at all like the puddle of youth.

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

Jo Ann Veneziano

'Hey, Gallagher, can you just skip to the part where you smash the watermelon?'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

James Corden banned from restaurant for abusive behaviour.]

Man on stilts in public toilet.

Magic man

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'