Toddler Learning To Walk Gifts

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

Carefree luggage.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Swan Fairy Tales

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Tourists and their Pets.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"He's such a fussy eater."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.